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[quote] On 04-10-2006 15:03, Azrael wrote: The main problem with the existing tutorial is that in pretty much every instance that I've seen someone do it it's gone something like this: [Welcome, Newbie! This appears to be your first game of MUD. Do you wish to view a tutorial which demonstrates the game's basic commands?] *yes [MASSIVE PARAGRAPH OF TEXT] [Well, come on, retard, don't tell me you didn't read all that in 4 seconds. Type N.] *n [ANOTHER MASSIVE PARAGRAPH OF TEXT] [Wow, I can tell that your mother was obviously on a cocktail of scag and bleach when you were conceived, because anyone with more brain cells than fingers would have typed QW by now.] [Remember that time you logged onto MUD? Remember how it involved pressing all these keys on your keyboard? Wasn't that a whole load of fun? Is it not an experience you'd really, really like to repeat?] [Wow. Y'know, it's like I walked into a Big Brother audition, the intellect that's on display here. I'm going to leave you now to drown in a pool of your own fluids like you should have done years ago]. [Tour over.] *+- No input for the past 4 minutes. Do something! -+ *+- No input for the past 5 minutes. Exiting now. -+
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