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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 801
From: Llanelli
|  Posted: 24-07-2011 17:35
Whats Heiach's least favourite food?
Spam.
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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 368
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 25-07-2011 10:18
have received this email today allegedly from HMG Department of Health:
?Please be aware for health reasons over the swine flu panic we are advising the general public not to eat tinned pork?
I have checked up on this and the Government have said:
?Ignore it, it?s spam?
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 801
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 25-07-2011 19:38
Whats Heiachs favourite film?
The SPAMbusters
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 25-07-2011 20:37
What his favorite pet?
A golden SPAMster
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 25-07-2011 21:48
Hmmmm plopped ham with chalk ...
<have to be as old as Royston to remember this one ?  >
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 26-07-2011 07:02
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On 25-07-2011 21:48, Vulnax wrote:
<have to be as old as Royston to remember this one ? >
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Oi!
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 26-07-2011 18:25
Hehehe !
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 26-07-2011 18:25
...waits for some one to sing the Spam song.... from Monty Python..
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 801
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 26-07-2011 21:03
Whats Heiachs favourite book?
Dracula...by Spam Stoker!
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 26-07-2011 23:03
Favourite detective?
Spam Spade.
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 801
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 27-07-2011 18:11
Fave cereal?
Spam Flakes.
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 28-07-2011 00:18
fave email
Spam!
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 801
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 28-07-2011 18:18
Favourite medieval weapon?
Battering SPAM
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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 368
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 28-07-2011 19:31
Favourite football team?
West SPAM
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
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Turrican
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 346 | Posted: 28-07-2011 19:33
Favourite forum topic?
Not this one.
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 801
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 29-07-2011 12:48
I can imagine Turrican's favourite topic to be his metaphysical debate with Royston about whether data concerning bash success rates exists in pure mathematics or in geometry.
Oh..also.
Favourite Prime Minister?
David SPAMeron
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 29-07-2011 15:01
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On 29-07-2011 12:48, Crazyfool wrote:
I can imagine Turrican's favourite topic to be his metaphysical debate with Royston about whether data concerning bash success rates exists in pure mathematics or in geometry.
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It has to be BOTH. There is little pure mathematics that cannot be expressed geometrically. Ask Euclid he's the expert. More interesting though, if you make a list of successes and failures, allotting a '1' for a win and a '0' for a loss, the resulting binary approaches 'e'.
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 29-07-2011 18:19
I consider the potential for 3 sucessive bash wins to be i
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 29-07-2011 20:46
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On 29-07-2011 18:19, Vulnax wrote:
I consider the potential for 3 sucessive bash wins to be i
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 29-07-2011 20:50
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On 29-07-2011 18:19, Vulnax wrote:
I consider the potential for 3 sucessive bash wins to be i
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That could be PURELY imaginary on your part. To get back to the plot......
Who always goes to Dragon Island in a SPAMpan?
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