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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard



Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 360
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 25-03-2003 23:57   
This is a chain letter topic - don't be the one to end it - you must leave it open for the next writer. And to start you off.....

wh snugglepuss

1 in the place known as "inside belfry"

Worryingly, your favourite mobile is no longer snuggled up in its usual resting place. Who could have moved it. And why. Armed only with a candlestick you ......


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Zalagar
cleric

Joined: Mar 05, 2002
Posts: 133
Posted: 26-03-2003 07:42   
...enter the belfry. Fortunately, the snugglepuss is a small enough mobile that you are allowed inside the belfry at the same time (please note: I do not know this for a fact. I do know that you CAN fit into tight rooms with some mobiles but not with others).

Also in the belfry is...


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Karya
Witch



Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 199
Posted: 26-03-2003 07:47   
...a dead rat, a femur, and lots of blood. The snugglepuss is glaring at you with a manic look on her face. Has the snugglepuss gone rabid? Turning swifty you leave the belfy (failing to notice the huge shadaw looming over you) only to blunder into ...

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Billygoat
Wizard



Joined: Nov 27, 2001
Posts: 94
Posted: 26-03-2003 12:12   
... a huge deformed chicken with three feet. The chicken bleats and slowly rearranges itself until, before your eyes, it turns into a small piglet. While pondering this rather odd occurance you notice a smell, disturbingly like that of Hawumph's festering jockstrap, wafting from behind you. You run for your life to the monestary, a supposed place of refuge only to discover...

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Azrael
Wizard



Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 40
Posted: 26-03-2003 13:50   
...a group of renegade monks dancing reverently around a large black monolith, waving sinister-looking blades over their heads and chanting in some long-forgotten language. The head monk looks you up and down appraisingly and...

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Huff
cabalist

Joined: Sep 17, 2001
Posts: 58
From: London
Posted: 26-03-2003 18:10   
..hands you a map with the words "location of the underpants gnome" you start to follow the map only to stumble into...

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Zalagar
cleric

Joined: Mar 05, 2002
Posts: 133
Posted: 26-03-2003 22:20   
...the thief. Before you can do anything, the thief snatches the map away from you and rushes off. As you attempt to go after him, you stumble across the hunchback, who is in a fierce struggle with...

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Hawumph
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 360
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 27-03-2003 09:54   
...his conscience. Should he admit to his unrequited love for the maiden in the keep, or maintain his lonely vigil in the scriptorium. You have a hunch that all is not right here.

Just as you are about to offer some advice, everything swirls about you. You have been summoned......


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Billygoat
Wizard



Joined: Nov 27, 2001
Posts: 94
Posted: 27-03-2003 18:49   
..to the top floor of the keep. The maiden looks at you seductively and gives you a crystal key. She then takes you round to the treasure chamber for some loving. Or so you think. Before long you find that...


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Huff
cabalist

Joined: Sep 17, 2001
Posts: 58
From: London
Posted: 27-03-2003 21:04   
..the crystal key starts to shake and shine very brightly, it gets brighter and brighter until you are blinded. You stumble around for a while until you hear water running in the distance. Suddenly you.....

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Rampage
novice

Joined: Jul 22, 2002
Posts: 2
Posted: 28-03-2003 00:43   
DIE!

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Zalagar
cleric

Joined: Mar 05, 2002
Posts: 133
Posted: 28-03-2003 04:21   
...by carrying a lit brand into the swamp. Fortunately, the laws of The Land are slightly different from the laws of Earth, so you do not permanently die from this any more than Wile E. Coyote dies from falling off a cliff.

Instead, you find yourself in the tearoom with some injuries to your stamina, your score, and your dignity. But you can't stay in here long. Something very strange is going on in The Land, and you have to find out just what it is. So you exit the tearoom and find yourself in...


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Karya
Witch



Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 199
Posted: 28-03-2003 11:25   
...a pine forest. You lie down to ease your wounds and fall asleep.

You dream of an empty burial ground. A beautiful dark-haired maiden inches towards you and whispers "find the crystal key". Then, alarmingly, something beginning with 'P' loses temporal balance, and consequently you feel uncommonly spongy.

You awake with a start ...


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Azrael
Wizard



Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 40
Posted: 28-03-2003 15:06   
...as a pine cone falls on your head. Rubbing the bump that ensues and cursing your decision to choose such a place to sleep, you wander along to what was your favourite part of the pine forest as a child, where years of attempts had brought you no closer to growing a wafer tree. However, upon reaching it, you notice it has been cleared to make way for a fledgling settlement of...

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Billygoat
Wizard



Joined: Nov 27, 2001
Posts: 94
Posted: 28-03-2003 15:54   
...miniature chickens with three feet. Something very odd is occuring! You spot a crowd of the beasts and wander over to see what they are looking at. It is your map! The creatures hand it to you with a smile and whisper "eckeyeckeyeckeyptang". They seem to be friendlier than you at first thought. Armed with the map and your lucky pine cone you wonder to the northeast, where you can sense a strange presence has been growing. You search the map and learn...

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Hawumph
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 360
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 28-03-2003 18:59   
... that the Sabbath Emporium is considering running a LAN session weekend at Featherstone Castle.

Perhaps it is from the Krypt that these weird fowl are appearing? Or maybe it is a fiendish experiment by Colonel Sanders, to produce an extra leg per bird for those Southern Style treats? Almost as tasty as a cardboard wafer, and half the nutrition.

Not content to let sleeping 3-legged chickens lie, you decide to ...
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!


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Maxmage
cabalist

Joined: Dec 16, 2001
Posts: 52
Posted: 28-03-2003 22:46   
... head to the giant realm, where the two-legged chickens normally live. Sneaking past the giant near the shrine, you manage to capture the white chicken. Holing up in the abandoned cart for safety, you attempt to interrogate it for futher information, but it refuses to give in. Clearly the chickens are in cahoots. Suddenly, a shadow looms over the cart, and you hear the horrifying sound of ...

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Syl
protector

Joined: Sep 02, 2001
Posts: 13
From: Wolverhampton
Posted: 01-04-2003 17:00   
...Crazyfool telling one of his crazy tales. However, as you listen more closely, he speaks of a crystal key, just like the one in the dream. "I saw the hedgehog carrying it, near the luscious wood. Melon-flavoured karate cheese." Could it be that the small spikey hedgehog is somehow behind this puzzle? You sneak past a large group of goblins to...

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Vulnax
explorer

Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 639
From: North West
Posted: 05-04-2003 18:09   
re-enter the dank caves, reeking with the stench of unwashed bodies. In need of a snog thanks to the activities of a certain Cupid you rush through the tunnels of the Goblin realm leaving twitching bodies lying in pools of green ichor, until the goal is reached at the end of a long passageway. Grasping the mistletoe in both hands you rush out of the underground caves to fulfil your destiny by sharing your passion with a kiss under the mistletoe with ...

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Maxmage
cabalist

Joined: Dec 16, 2001
Posts: 52
Posted: 06-04-2003 20:18   
... Hawumph. Oh god it's one of those dreams again ... any minute now Cf is going to come crashing through a wall wielding a catheter120 ... it's a recurring nightmare of unceasing horror that's only made worse by...

P.S. Hawumph, did you get my Mudmail?


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