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kaif
cleric

Joined: Aug 02, 2012
Posts: 133
Posted: 11-04-2013 23:18   
How many Mudders does it take to kill a skeleton?

*Woodsman's hut.
Neglected here is a seaworthy sampan, large enough for only one person. A
hunting horn lies here.
Osterbane the sorcerer is here carrying an orchid, a roc egg2, a fusion of
jewels and a billhook.
Mackygee the superhero is here carrying a rice flail and an opened phial3.
Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock is here wearing a ring6, a cape and a
nightcap, and carrying a cardboard box0, a shortsword, a firestone0 and a
key1.
Pushover the champion is here carrying a longsword, an oracle, a firestone2
and a key0.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock laughs.
*dr cc
Coracle dropped.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*"Party?
Bluestone the sorcerer asks "Party?".
*Osterbane the sorcerer asks "what we doing?".
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Osterbane the sorcerer raves.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Pushover the champion says "sk0".
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock has eaten [something].
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Osterbane the sorcerer asks "did you summon cc?".
*wh sk0
Your spell doesn't find any.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock emits a dark green flash of light.
*"it's dead
Bluestone the sorcerer says "it's dead".
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock rolls on the floor, laughing.
*"just whered it <g>
Bluestone the sorcerer says "just whered it <g>".
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*Leon the dragonfly-slaying warlock makes some magical gestures.
*lol
OK, Bluestone the sorcerer laughs, out loud.
*n
In front of hut.
It is raining.


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Folly
pioneer

Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 313
Posted: 11-04-2013 23:28   
hah!

*Fossil room.
There is a large, gaping crack in the west wall. A timid ammonite stares at
you from beneath its curved shell. An animated skeleton (skeleton0) bars
your way. The fossilised remains of a small finger bone lie here.
*You attack the skeleton0, using the pick0 as a weapon.
*You hit the skeleton0 (15-19).
The skeleton0 looks superficially damaged.
The skeleton0 hits you (104/105).
*str
Your spell worked!
You emit a bright blue flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become stronger!
*deft
Your spell worked!
You emit a bright green flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become more adroit!
*You miss the skeleton0.
The skeleton0 misses you.
*You miss the skeleton0.
The skeleton0 hits you (103/105).
*A male voice in the distance shouts "i was gunna summon sk0 to hut".
*You hit the skeleton0 (1-4).
The skeleton0 looks superficially damaged.
The skeleton0 hits you (99/105).
*You hit the skeleton0 (1-4).
The skeleton0 looks superficially damaged.
The skeleton0 misses you.
*A male voice in the distance shouts "ok".
*sh oops
You shout "oops".


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royston
ranger

Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
Posted: 12-04-2013 13:33   
Try DEX instead of DEFT - one letter less.
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Folly
pioneer

Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 313
Posted: 12-04-2013 22:45   
I don't know, I can type it pretty fast. Once I remember to type it.

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