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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard



Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 360
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 16-06-2014 14:48   
You know how it is, sometimes the dragon decides to attack you.

Things that might be a good idea:

Check your wafers. The person I just watched did this, by taking them out of his/her bag.

Get rid of excess weight. The person I just watched did this, by throwing all northeast.

Things that are almost certainly a very silly idea:

Attempting to eat any wafers that you just threw northeast. Remember. Throw ALL northeast?

HAWUMPH! Not updating persona.
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!


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kaif
cleric

Joined: Aug 02, 2012
Posts: 133
Posted: 17-06-2014 00:09   
XD

And be careful what you wish for when killing dwarves :

Railway track.
*Entrance to mine.
*Main passage.
*Main passage.
There is an old, female dwarf (dwarf40) here.
*e
Valve on staircase.
*turn valve
You turn the valve.
You hear a near-deafening crash, as if millions of gallons of water have
been released from somewhere close by - about fifteen seconds away...
*sh Die, die, die!
You shout "Die, die, die!".
*w
Main passage.
*All of a sudden, from out of nowhere comes a wall of water, crashing
towards you with immense power! You are hopelessly trapped, and although you
try your best you've no time to react. To cut a long story short (and render
it into a form suitable to be read by people with weak stomachs) you are
buffeted against the floor and pounded to death. And if you'd have survived
that you'd have drowned, too...
(-734 = 35,624).


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