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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
|  Posted: 28-07-2003 17:43
The stone imbibes you with immense soul bursting power. You feel your brain and body expand to encompass its might, more and more suffuse your very being, until ...
 
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Rahl
novice
Joined: Jul 17, 2003
Posts: 1 | Posted: 18-08-2003 11:47
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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 368
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 07-09-2003 23:02
.. you feel your entire being suffused with a nearly heretical ecstacy, a combination of discovering that the rock is in fact made of Toblerone, and that 3 legged chickens only exist in the diseased minds of certain individuals.
As you meditate in the mausoleum, a scary sense of deja vu empowers you to say, I know what this means.
And finally, you feel certain that there are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that do not.
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 17-10-2003 00:02
The remaining 8 types of people include those who :
Insist of shaking and flapping their newspapers on the tube / train
Those with overly loud personal stereos, which all seem to have the same scchch thhcch squirtle thump thump schchchcchch sound that all others can enjoy second hand
Those who pick their nose and either eat it or try to show it around the carriage ...
Those who don't look for an empty double seat but aim for YOU and cuddle an old plaid shopping bag .. look at you and sqwark " I've got a bomb in here you know " then pull it out to wave a tin of baked beans at you...
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Billygoat
Wizard
Joined: Nov 27, 2001
Posts: 94 | Posted: 18-10-2003 01:39
... You sit down and cry, having failed at your attempt to find the other 8, only listing 4. Locked in your abyss of misery you wish that you even knew what binary was. Could this be the missing link in the whole puzzle? Were those chickens built in a huge binary factory in yorkshire? Did Crazyfool experiment on them in a crazed animal and limb loving orgy? These questions, you feel, can only be answered by one person. Standing up and wiping away your tears, you determine to stride onwards and find Richard Bartle himself, to convince him to give you some clues towards this binary farm. You head north, towards Doctor Bartle's palace of love, high above the North Mountain, hovering in the sky...
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Havoc
pioneer
Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 360
From: portland, oregon, usa
| Posted: 27-07-2004 13:40
..except as everyone knows, castles in the sky are about as loathed in The Land as dogs. So you begin your search elsewhere, only to find ...
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 05-09-2004 21:52
...the elusive Dr.Bartle scurrying from the north mountain (without a hovering castle) clutching a large sack. You can hear him mutter "Dec 10 backups, must keep shared memory clear, only 256 kb available for 30 players" and off he fades into the distance like a remembered voice in the machine.
Stunned at this apparition, you stumble off the mountain and find yourself in a gazebo together with a spatula, a catheter, a prosthetic leg and several multicoloured bottles of hair dye. Lots of empty and half full beer bottles litter the ground, with foreign looking labels. A german sausage barks at you "Pork! Pork!" wherupon you feel all salty.
Staggering from the gazebo you find yourself confronted by a sinister being cloaked in darkness and smelling of toothpaste. You sneak past only to be accompaniedby the sinister being, who removes his outer layers to reveal ....
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Marly
pilgrim
Joined: Sep 11, 2004
Posts: 20 | Posted: 11-09-2004 23:38
Hawumph! The manic Wiz is wearing an assortment of dyed feathers and directing a catheter in the direction of away, all the while muttering about the diuretic properties of German beer. He glares at you and you notice a strange contraption, designed, you think, to hold a prosthetic limb! "The 3 legged chicken!" you mutter. Awed at the lengths Hawumph will go to to keep the thread running you turn, only to find...
(Vodai woz 'ere X)
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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 368
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 23-09-2004 10:03
...that you are Hawumph. Awed at this sudden twist of fate, you frantically try to read all the arch wizardy stuff, before Foddy realises his mistake and replaces you with a small arch-carrot0.
A sudden noise breaks your concentration, and you look around guiltily only to see ...
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 20-10-2008 21:52
a small set of danglin' carrots.
A small furry creature shuffles it's way across the cold dank floor and climbs your leg.
As your trousers fuse together creating one large tube for both legs, you realise that you have become Scottish and are now adorned with kilt & sporran. The only saving grace from this cockney to scot transformation is the craving for cold black Irish liquid with a foaming top ... which is held lovingly.
This delightful black liquid is called...
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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 368
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 21-10-2008 10:07
... the Pie Ent! As in, another Pie Ent please, landlord!
Unfortunately, as is the case with the Haggii, Pie Ents are a rare, endangered species now, forced to live in dank cellars, usually encased in metal barrels or sealed glass containers, unable to roam free.
Desperately you try to recall the name of that magical liquid releasing device. What was it now? The cat eat her? If only...
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
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Samson
friar
Joined: Oct 28, 2006
Posts: 105 | Posted: 21-10-2008 21:04
The little Chinese girl in Worthing hadn't been so traumatised last Saturday night, she might have been able to obtain the precious liquid, rather than having to ask her parents what a strap-on is. You sigh, then...
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Darknight
novice
Joined: Jan 15, 2004
Posts: 5 | Posted: 24-11-2008 11:00
Decide to try and find some of the precious liquid from a land far far away of which tales of dragons, druids and broadswords make for light bedtime stories. Surely you will find some of the most refreshing liquid there (and maybe even find out its name!). In preparation for your journey you...
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 24-11-2008 12:58
...wander to the shingled stony beaches of Worthing to seek out sea gulls, Bible black in heart and black in feather who swoop and soar in ice grey skies. Only they.....
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Darknight
novice
Joined: Jan 15, 2004
Posts: 5 | Posted: 24-11-2008 15:46
Violently attack you while you are not looking, and attempt to steal your ration of rich-tea biscuits. I a fit of rage you...
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 24-11-2008 18:22
...thrust your hand in the foaming freezing sea and pull out a.....
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Armand
explorer
Joined: Nov 20, 2006
Posts: 532 | Posted: 13-07-2013 22:34
... guardian named Jarlaxle, who exclaims
"http://www.mudii.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=216&forum=1&start=40
someone necro this thread please, show must go on!".
Deciding that you don't much like the look of him, you put him back under the water, and continue on your way, when suddenly...
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kiwijock
cleric
Joined: Dec 04, 2012
Posts: 238
From: Auckland, NZ
| Posted: 14-07-2013 08:54
... Someone called jackiechan pushes you into a room full of giants. You suddenly hear a cliff collapse into the sea, meanwhile in the distance......
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Miek
pioneer
Joined: Aug 29, 2006
Posts: 311 | Posted: 14-07-2013 10:24
you hear a bell toll. But don't worry, it was definitely a..
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Folly
pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 323 | Posted: 14-07-2013 14:05
dairy cow in the higher mountain pastures of Slovenia. The End.
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