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Crazyfool
Wizard



Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 789
From: Llanelli
Posted: 16-11-2007 18:50   
If you ask anyone in the street to name someone they most admire 26% of them would say Heiach. Between his hectic schedule of live action roleplays and BMX biking in Crewe, you wouldnt fathom he would have time to do anything else. Well, what do you know about Heiach?

Last night we partook in an event which many doubted would ever take place. When Foddy heard the idea he spat his mushroom pie all over the floor and urinated on his cats, Turrican spent 2 hours in the toilet giggling like an Armish ostrich farmer and Vulnax burst his colostomy bag. It took months of organsing. It cost Requiem over ?50 pounds to travel up to Heiach's house for a practice session, only to learn after spotting the candles and Barry White Lp that Mud was NOT on the agenda. Holyone spent weeks coming up with a plan to beat the wizzses, only to realise that it was complete cack and Cenedra...well..she was there.

Anyway! Tensions were running high. The mortals outnumbered the wizards. There was an air of confidence in the tea room. I managed to sneak in and get some quotes.

"Wait till I get north! Im gonna whack them all so bad" - Heiach.

"Im Vulnax....meh meh meh..." Zodiac.

"Look. Im sick of this. I played an extra once in Byker Grove and suddenly im a Geordie??" - Cenedra.

"I got my maps everyone! I got my maps!" - Requiem.

Once the wizards came on, the chaos began. Sweat began to fill the cracks in the floor and the sound of Hawumph's bowel imploding could be heard throughout the north east. The countdown began...5...4...3...2..catheters...1...

GO!

This is where it becomes a bit of a blur. I believe Zedar lagged out which is a shame because...well... look. Lets clear this up right now. Yes..me and Zedar went to Alton Towers..once! Why can't two friends go to a theme park without accusations of foul play? We eat hot dogs and laughed and enjoyed harmless banter about the time Foddy went on the Crystal Maze..And another thing... <edited>...and now it fits nicely inside.

The kit was picked up faster than Laura at a barn dance. The no fighting countdown ticked on... someone died. The vampire and wraith had claimed another victim. The countdown ended. The wizards took refuge withint the safety of the Grandfather Clock. The mortal team began to fal..first Xavier who was heard to be crying like a little girl. Then Gambit..who for some weird reason was a superhero fell into our trap. Soon the mortals were down to 3 left. The wizards left the clock of dreams and went out into The Land. Within five short minutes and one wizard flee, the war was over.

The wizards danced around and ate kippers, the mortals had to settle for cheddars and monster munch......

Big thanks for Heiach. We are all eternally grateful...but not THAT grateful...if you catch my drift......


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Miek
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Joined: Aug 29, 2006
Posts: 293
Posted: 16-11-2007 18:58   
We never went to alton towers
/zedar


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Folly
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Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 313
Posted: 16-11-2007 19:32   
They still make monster munch? Cool!



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Vulnax
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Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 639
From: North West
Posted: 16-11-2007 20:16   
Here's the obit from the post war Sorc war, about 20 mins from the end. Any one got a later one ?
Sorry for no colour.. can't post it like that!

The following players have died in fights this reset:

Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by 2 giants (twice),
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Xavier the sorcerised
sorcerer and Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by the eagle and Demonn the
sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised superhero, killed by the monk,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer, Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer and Darwin the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer and Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised spellbinder, killed by the man,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
champion,
Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the ape,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer and Madonna the sorcerised sorceress,
Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer and Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by the giant (twice),
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the tiger,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Xavier the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Darwin the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by someone,
Madonna the sorcerised championne, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised spellbinder, killed by Hellrazor the
sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, killed by someone,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Xavier the sorcerised
sorcerer and 3 rats,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Colossus the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Xavier the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer and Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Caliban the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised champion, killed by Darwin the sorcerised
sorcerer and Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Madonna the sorcerised
sorceress and Havok the sorcerised champion,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Colossus the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Slipstream the
sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Madonna the sorcerised
sorceress,
Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the ram and Darwin the
sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Havok the sorcerised
champion and Xavier the sorcerised spellbinder,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Slipstream the sorcerised
sorcerer and Death the sorcerised sorceress,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Death the sorcerised
sorceress,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Hellrazor the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Madonna the sorcerised
sorceress,
Wolverine the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Darwin the sorcerised
sorcerer and Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Slipstream the
sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Colossus the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Wolverine the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Caliban the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised championne, killed by Hellrazor the sorcerised
sorcerer and Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Diesoft the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by someone,
Colossus the sorcerised spellbinder, killed by Havok the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Jeggburt the sorcerised champion, killed by Caliban the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Diesoft the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Wolverine the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Jeggburt the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Wolverine the sorcerised champion, killed by Havok the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Jeggburt the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Darwin the sorcerised
sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Slipstream the sorcerised
sorcerer and Jeggburt the sorcerised sorcerer,
Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised
sorcerer and Jeggburt the sorcerised sorcerer.


The following have died to FODs from mortals this reset:

Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD the ape,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a
failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a
failed attempt to FOD Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Havok the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed
attempt to FOD Havok the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised spellbinder, violently disintegrated by a
failed attempt to FOD Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer.


The following non-first-game players have died to the touchstone this reset:

Wolverine the sorcerised superhero, short of luck by a respectable
amount,
Slipstream the sorcerised champion, short of luck by a quite small
amount,
Colossus the sorcerised champion, short of luck by a tiny fraction,
Wolverine the sorcerised champion, short of luck by a quite small
amount.


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Miek
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Joined: Aug 29, 2006
Posts: 293
Posted: 17-11-2007 23:41   
i was Demonn
/zed


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Heiach
Wizard



Joined: Oct 31, 2001
Posts: 515
From: I can't remember!
Posted: 18-11-2007 10:58   
I believe Gambit thought it was a fantastic idea to get the longsword... it wasn't so fantastic 15 spells later.

Also that was an awesome write-up CF, loved every syllable!

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Vulnax
explorer

Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 639
From: North West
Posted: 24-11-2007 00:14   
Do the players above wanna post who they were in the sorc war ?

Havok - ME ( Vulnax )
Xavier - Requiem
Demonn - Zedar
Collossus - JamesBond
Slipstream - Firedemon
Caliban - Throwaway
Wolverine -
Madonna -
Death -
Hellrazor - Gigolo
Jeggburt - Seamus
Darwin -
Gambit - Heiach
etc.

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Havoc
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 327
From: portland, oregon, usa
Posted: 24-11-2007 01:57   
Havok! Oi! What's with the name-pilferring Vulnax!?

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Seamus
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Joined: Aug 23, 2001
Posts: 76
From: Newcastle upon Tyne
Posted: 24-11-2007 10:54   
Jeggburt!

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Heiach
Wizard



Joined: Oct 31, 2001
Posts: 515
From: I can't remember!
Posted: 24-11-2007 13:02   
Gambit!

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Vulnax
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Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 639
From: North West
Posted: 24-11-2007 13:33   
Quote:

On 24-11-2007 01:57, Havoc wrote:
Havok! Oi! What's with the name-pilferring Vulnax!?



Different Spelling sir, and an x-man as the team theme of the mort vs immortal was wa x-men! Last minute choice actually as Rogue is a mud reserved word and other quick changes were in use!

No resemblence to any persons real or fictional occured in the preparation of this post


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Armand
explorer

Joined: Nov 20, 2006
Posts: 530
Posted: 26-11-2007 11:05   
Caliban = Throwaway
Hellrazor = Gigolo

and I think Slipstream = Firedemon, but you'd better verify that one.


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blib
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Joined: Jan 01, 2007
Posts: 531
From: N.London (just)
Posted: 26-11-2007 17:03   
Also don't forget:

Requiem = Wimp


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Samson
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Joined: Oct 28, 2006
Posts: 105
Posted: 26-11-2007 23:22   
Ignore this...

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Cradle
cleric

Joined: Jul 07, 2003
Posts: 230
From: England
Posted: 26-11-2007 23:24   
Yes i was Slipstream. Fun night.

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Samson
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Joined: Oct 28, 2006
Posts: 105
Posted: 26-11-2007 23:28   
Madonna the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
(Madonna the sorcerised sorceress), killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer (twice),
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Madonna the sorcerised sorceress,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
Darwin the sorcerised necromancer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Darwin the sorcerised necromancer,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by 2 rocs,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Madonna the sorcerised sorceress and Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer (twice),
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the man,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the dragon,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer and Madonna the sorcerised sorceress,
Havok the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the giant,
Hellrazor the sorcerised spellbinder, killed by the giant,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by 2 giants (twice),
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer and Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by the eagle and Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised superhero, killed by the monk,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer and Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer and Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised spellbinder, killed by the man,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Demonn the sorcerised champion,
Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the ape,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer and Madonna the sorcerised sorceress,
Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer and Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by the giant (twice),
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the tiger,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by someone,
Madonna the sorcerised championne, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised spellbinder, killed by Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, killed by someone,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer and 3 rats,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer and Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised champion, killed by Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer and Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Madonna the sorcerised sorceress and Havok the sorcerised champion,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Madonna the sorcerised sorceress,
Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the ram and Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Havok the sorcerised champion and Xavier the sorcerised spellbinder,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer and Death the sorcerised sorceress,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Death the sorcerised sorceress,
Madonna the sorcerised sorceress, killed by Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Madonna the sorcerised sorceress,
Wolverine the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer and Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised spellbindress, killed by Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, killed by Colossus the sorcerised sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Wolverine the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised championne, killed by Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer and Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Diesoft the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by someone,
Colossus the sorcerised spellbinder, killed by Havok the sorcerised sorcerer,
Jeggburt the sorcerised champion, killed by Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
Diesoft the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Wolverine the sorcerised sorcerer,
Havok the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Jeggburt the sorcerised sorcerer,
Wolverine the sorcerised champion, killed by Havok the sorcerised sorcerer,
Jeggburt the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer and Jeggburt the sorcerised sorcerer,
Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer and Jeggburt the sorcerised sorcerer.
The following have died to FODs from mortals this reset:
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Madonna the sorcerised championne, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised necromancer,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD the ape,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised champion, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Hellrazor the sorcerised sorcerer,
Death the sorcerised sorceress, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Xavier the sorcerised sorcerer,
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Havok the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised sorcerer, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Havok the sorcerised sorcerer,
Demonn the sorcerised spellbinder, violently disintegrated by a failed attempt to FOD Darwin the sorcerised sorcerer.
The following non-first-game players have died to the touchstone this reset:
Slipstream the sorcerised sorcerer, short of luck by a quite small amount,
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, short of luck by a quite small amount,
Wolverine the sorcerised superhero, short of luck by a respectable amount,
Slipstream the sorcerised champion, short of luck by a quite small amount,
Colossus the sorcerised champion, short of luck by a tiny fraction,
Wolverine the sorcerised champion, short of luck by a quite small amount.
The following players have died miscellaneous deaths this reset:
Caliban the sorcerised sorcerer, killed by the dragon's breath.


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Armand
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Joined: Nov 20, 2006
Posts: 530
Posted: 27-11-2007 12:49   
Thanks, is that the final version of the OBIT?

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Samson
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Joined: Oct 28, 2006
Posts: 105
Posted: 27-11-2007 14:17   
Taken seconds before reset.

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