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Hawumph
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 360
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 25-02-2009 09:15   
I admit it, I tried Gehenna's simulated horse game.

All went well at first, I was the best looked after pony in the stable.

But then I realised the awful truth!!!!!

She was just grooming me!
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Tharg
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Joined: Sep 23, 2001
Posts: 78
Posted: 25-02-2009 17:49   
What a 'mare!

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Armand
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Joined: Nov 20, 2006
Posts: 530
Posted: 25-02-2009 19:49   
Hold your horses

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Tharg
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Joined: Sep 23, 2001
Posts: 78
Posted: 25-02-2009 20:39   
You always were her mane man.

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Crazyfool
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Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 789
From: Llanelli
Posted: 25-02-2009 21:40   
Quit HORSING around guys...jeez.

We need a more stable enviroment on here...


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Zordell
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Joined: Aug 08, 2003
Posts: 216
Posted: 25-02-2009 21:45   
Nay (or neigh), it is more than a simple simulation game, it is a good guide for people who are considering buying horses to see how much hard work they are and to stop ponying about and buy one, hay, so watch it! Stop riding her back and lets get to the mane point...
...why is there so much horseplay in this forum lately?

I suck at punnage.


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Armand
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Joined: Nov 20, 2006
Posts: 530
Posted: 25-02-2009 22:36   
Stop foaling around.

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Tharg
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Joined: Sep 23, 2001
Posts: 78
Posted: 25-02-2009 22:47   
We should canter selves lucky that we're running out of words.

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Magician
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Joined: Mar 27, 2005
Posts: 160
Posted: 26-02-2009 07:11   
Bad throat Hawumph? You sound a little hoarse!

[ This Message was edited by: Magician on 26-02-2009 07:13 ]


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Hawumph
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 360
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 26-02-2009 08:23   
Quote:

On 26-02-2009 07:11, Magician wrote:
Bad throat Hawumph? You sound a little hoarse!



Luckily for you I didn't take a fence at that remark! Now lets all stop jockeying for position in this thread and let the laughter be un-bridled.

Oh and if any of you are planning to go horse racing, watch out for people throwing wicker baskets of food at you.

This could lead to complaints of being seriously hampered.
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!


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Crazyfool
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Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 789
From: Llanelli
Posted: 26-02-2009 21:05   
I feel ive been saddled with the responsibility to delete this thread.

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Heiach
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Joined: Oct 31, 2001
Posts: 515
From: I can't remember!
Posted: 26-02-2009 21:25   
I didn't think this game would last furlong!

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royston
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Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
Posted: 27-02-2009 07:56   
It was a bit unstable.

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Crowley
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Joined: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 421
From: Birmingham
Posted: 27-02-2009 10:15   
I can't think of any horse puns, but I did think of this excellent joke:

What does Foddy carry his shopping in?
A Karya bag!

I think you'll agree, I'm a genius.


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royston
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Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
Posted: 28-02-2009 12:38   
I'm glad I didn't say that. He's not called Foddy for nothing!

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Crazyfool
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Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 789
From: Llanelli
Posted: 28-02-2009 20:17   
Should be a FODdle to get rid of Crowley....

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Crowley
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Joined: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 421
From: Birmingham
Posted: 28-02-2009 22:41   
Yea, just wait 3 minutes until the next time I try the touchstone

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Crazyfool
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Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 789
From: Llanelli
Posted: 01-03-2009 11:41   
Whose Crowleys fave detective?

Inspector HORSE


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Hawumph
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 360
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 01-03-2009 14:58   
Quote:

On 01-03-2009 11:41, Crazyfool wrote:
Whose Crowleys fave detective?

Inspector HORSE



Doh! I thought it was Shergar Holmes.
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royston
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Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
Posted: 01-03-2009 19:52   
It's all fodder for thought.

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