||A Pun so bad it had to be shared.
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
|Posted: 15-01-2010 14:56  |
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time.
Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail.
And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ..
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
[ This Message was edited by: Hawumph on 15-01-2010 14:57 ]
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
|Posted: 15-01-2010 15:09  |
I thought that was Mahatma Coat.
Joined: Oct 31, 2001
From: I can't remember!
|Posted: 24-02-2010 00:22  |
Rofl, that's awesome!