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[quote] On 27-10-2024 18:11, someuncreativename wrote: [b]== VII - The Descent ==[/b] [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] Now, as I was saying, we had just seen our first casualties of the run. [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] WHO CARES? NO TIME FOR MOURNING! THE PLAYERS, THEY YEARN FOR THE MINES!!!! [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] ...yes, looks like they do. Karjala ventured in first, and took down the canary, suffering an emotional scar which would never heal in the process. [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] ALSO ROAMER ARRIVED AT AROUND THIS TIME AND IF THE PAGODA WASN’T BAD ENOUGH ALREADY THE GIANTS OPENED AS WELL!!!! ALSO ANOTHER ZEDAR ARRIVED. [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] Yes, yes, that did happen. [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] WAIT WHAT IT DID FLEXINGTON WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION BUT LOOK LOOOK THE PLAYERS THEY’RE ENTERING THE MINES!!! DARA AND NEW ZEDAR AND ALSO GROGGY THEY YEARN FOR THE MINES THEY’RE ENTERING THE MINES!!! [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] Of course, the mines were roughly the same as usual, but, there was a surprise waiting for them at the end… [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] [b]PUMPKIN REALM! BOTTOM TEXT![/b] [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] And so, the three of them ventured down into the pumpkin realm, smashing pumpkins left and right, as per usual... [quote]In the distance, you hear a bell toll. * obit The following players have died in fights this reset: Dara the elvira necromancess, killed by 3 stocky pumpkin guards, the child, the child, [b]the Cuthwere[/b], [b]the corn weredolly[/b], [b]the large, cuddly toy wereowl[/b], and the pumpkin. The following players have died miscellaneous deaths this reset: Zedar the loo-roll hunk, [b]spooky-general[/b] warlock, killed by the dragon’s breath.[/quote] [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] THE CHILDREN!! THEY TOO YEARN FOR THE MINES!!! [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] Yes, the uncouth children were in the pumpkin realm too, and were wreaking havoc there as well. In the meantime, a new Dara ventured into the land. Winnie realized that some backup was needed down in those pumpkin-spattered depths, and was venturing into the mines as well, crossing the threshold of the pumpkin realm, [quote]In the distance, you hear a bell toll. * Heiach the chimerical wizard shouts "[b]ANOTHER[/b]??" * obit The following players have died in fights this reset: Groggy the groggy necromancer, killed by 2 stocky pumpkin guards, the child, the child, the Cuthwere, [b]the corn weredolly[/b], and [b]the large, cuddly toy wereowl[/b], Dara the elvira necromancess, killed by 3 stocky pumpkin guards, the child, the child, [b]the Cuthwere[/b], [b]the corn weredolly[/b], [b]the large, cuddly toy wereowl[/b], and the pumpkin. The following players have died miscellaneous deaths this reset: Zedar the loo-roll hunk, [b]spooky-general[/b] warlock, killed by the dragon’s breath. *Heiach the chimerical wizard shouts "[b]are the mobs harder guys???[/b]". *Karjala the haunting newbie sorceress shouts "[b]the child is the mvp of this session's antagonists[/b]". *Gaia the bandaged warlock shouts "[b]indeed[/b]". *Winnie the latex temptress necromancess shouts "[b]enragement child my detested[/b]". *Heiach the chimerical wizard shouts "[b]are the mobs harder guys btw? I'm genuinely curious, 1 death is rare but 3??[/b]". *Dara the elvira warrior shouts "[b]The child didn't do it alone. There was help from another child, the guards, and the possessed toys.[/b]". *Gaia the bandaged warlock shouts "[b]id kill the giants and gp those if i were you guys[/b]". *Winnie the latex temptress necromancess shouts "[b]they certainly feel harder[/b]". *Heiach the chimerical wizard shouts "[b]I know 1 was the dragon mind[/b]".[/quote] [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] ALSO FOLLY THE WARLOCK ARRIVED AT AROUND THIS POINT AND YES THE GIANTS HAD DEFINITELY BEEN OPENED BY NOW AND FLEXINGTON THINKS THAT DARA AND ZEDAR WENT OUT TO THE GIANTS REALM AND DARA WAS BUSY FIGHTING MAGGOT3 WHEN [quote]*Heiach the chimerical wizard invites you to cast your vote: who will be the next MUSER to die?. *Zedar the loo-roll hunk, spooky-general warrior shouts "[b]I'll bundle them, you'll see a bunch of dead zeds, but the result will be giants deal with and I'll feast on the treasure within, and the food[/b]". *Zedar the loo-roll hunk, spooky-general warrior shouts "[b]I'll blow them up instead[/b]". *For your information: the period of voting has ended. The result was "[b]NOT-ME[/b]"/"[b]DRIZZLE[/b]"/"[b]ME[/b]"/"[b]WINNIE[/b]". *Karjala the haunting newbie sorceress shouts "[b]man's got nothing to lose at this point[/b]".[/quote] [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] BUT BACK IN THE PUMPKIN REALM WINNIE JUST GOT ATTACKED BY SEVERAL PUMPKINS AND ALSO A FEW CHILDREN TOO AND SOME OF THOSE TOYS AND THE PUMPKINS DIED AND THE TOYS DIED AND THE CHILDREN FLED ONCE AGAIN AND SOMEHOW WINNIE FOUND HERSELF ARMED WITH VALETANT AND WAS VERY VERY CONFUSED BY IT ALL [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] No, you’re going too fast, nobody’s going to be able to- [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] BUT WAIT WHATS THAT OH NO DARA HAD TO FLEE FROM THE GIANTS BUT OH LOOK AT THAT GALANDRA IS HERE INSTEAD AND YOU HEAR THAT INCREDIBLY LOUD [b]>B*O*O*M<[/b] GUESS WHAT THAT WAS YES THAT’S RIGHT SOME GIANTS GOT BLOWN UP AND HEAR THAT TERRIBLE [b]RHOAAAUUUAURRRRGGGGGGHGHHHGHHHH[/b] OF A DRAGON DYING YES THATS RIGHT THE DRAGON IS FINALLY DEAD WITH 38 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL THE AUTO RESET AND IN THE MEANTIME FOLLY ALSO STARTED YEARNING FOR THE MINES AND SO WINNIE AND FOLLY TOOK DOWN THE HEFTIES AND TOOK DOWN THE BURLIES ONE OF WHOM WAS WORTH A LOT OF POINTS BECAUSE GALANDRA ALSO YEARNED FOR THE MINES BUT FOUND HERSELF FLEEING FROM THE BURLIES BEFORE FOLLY AND WINNIE DEFEATED THE BURLIES AND FOUND OUT THAT THE BURLIES ARE ABLE TO USE THE DREAMWORD AND IN TERMS OF LOGS FOR THESE EVENTS WE HAVE NO LOGS [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress[/i] pauses to catch her breath. [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] Let us all agree to disregard that bit and redo it in a way that’s actually- [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] AND THEN WINNIE DECIDED TO REST FOR A BIT AND HEAL UP AND THEN CHARGED IN ONCE AGAIN THIS TIME AGAINST THE SURLIES IN THE VAGUE HOPE THAT SHE WOULD NOT END UP IN A SEQUEL TO THE WORST HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EVER HOLDING NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY PARTY BAG AND A RING AND A MASK AND A WISECRACKING VALETANT AND SO [quote]* The surly pumpkin9 guard misses you [b]You hit the surly pumpkin9 guard (28-29).[/b] The surly pumpkin9 guard looks seriously injured. [b]The surly pumpkin11 guard hits you (22/100).[/b] You miss the surly pumpkin11 guard. * sh "rather low" you shout "rather low" * The surly pumpkin9 guard misses you. [b]You hit the surly pumpkin9 guard (15-19).[/b] The surly pumpkin9 guard looks critically injured. [b]The surly pumpkin10 guard hits you (3/100).[/b] You miss the surly pumpkin10 guard. * fo. qq You cannot move in that direction. Ring6 dropped. Valetant dropped. Candystriped party bag3 dropped. You have fled by trying to go out. *Cheerio![/quote] [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] AND SO WINNIE SOMEHOW DIDN’T END UP BEING THE ONE NARRATING THIS BASH REPORT WITH FLEXINGTON AND DIANNE AND SPAMTON BY FLEEING ON ONLY 3 STAMINA BUT OH NO SHE LOST THE PILLAR BUFF AND OH NO THE SURLY PUMPKIN GUARDS NOW HAD VALETANT AND ALSO WINNIE WAS STILL ON THE VERGE OF DEATH [i]Dianne the championne says:[/i] Yes, the pumpkins were now armed with Valetant, and had plenty of time to regain their strength given what state Winnie was in! Granted, she didn’t give them any more points to power them up further because she fled so late, but- [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] AND HEIACH FORCE-FED WINNIE SEVERAL WAFERS AND SO WINNIE VENTURED OUT INTO THE LAND AND WENT DOWN INTO THE MINE SHE YEARNS FOR AND INTO THE REALM AND GRABBED A FOIL AND SLEPT FOR A BIT AND THEN CHARGED IN TO THE SURLIES AND TRIED TO NAB VALETANT FROM THEM BEFORE FIGHTING THEM BUT THAT PICKPOCKETING FAILED AND WAS IN COMBAT WITH THEM AND EVENTUALLY BOOM SURLY PUMPKIN9 WENT DOWN AND THEN GALANDRA ARRIVED AND THEN THE OTHER TWO SURLIES DIED TOO AND AT THE SAME TIME IT SOUNDS LIKE GROGGY WAS IN THE GOBLIN LAIR AND HAD JUST FOUND ORC10 IN THE GOBLIN LAIR BUT NOW VALETANT WHO WAS NOW AUSTRALIAN COULD BE RECLAIMED BY WINNIE. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ZEDAR NEEDED HELP FINDING WHERE HIS POTTY WAS (IN THE PAGODA), KARJALA DECIDED THAT SHE TOO YEARNED FOR THE MINES AND WAS GUIDED IN BY WINNIE, WHILST GALANDRA DECIDED TO TAKE DOWN THE PUMPQUEEN AND THE PUMKING! [quote]*[b]You hit the female pumpqueen (20-29).[/b] [b]You have killed the female pumpqueen.[/b] (Persona saved on +78 = 46,048). Lying here is a crusty, yet digestible, wafer biscuit. The female pumpqueen splatters into a fountain of seeds and pulp, which magically turn into a carriage and ride away. [b]You hit the pumpking (15-19).[/b] The pumpking looks critically injured. The pumpking has picked up the wafer8. The pumpking has eaten a wafer8. *Karjala the haunting newbie sorceress shouts "[b]guuhhhh I'm suddenly in the citadel, way tool ate for that[/b]".[/quote] [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress shouts:[/i] AND THEN GALANDRA GOT BLINDED BY THE PUMPKING AND DECIDED TO FLEE AT A MORE REASONABLE AMOUNT OF STAMINA THAN WINNIE DID BUT WINNIE CHARGED IN UNAWARE OF ALL THAT TRANSPIRED AND MANAGED TO TAKE DOWN THE WEAKENED PUMPKING! ALL THAT WAS LEFT WERE THE THICKSET PUMPKIN GUARDS IN THE TREASURE CHAMBER BUT THANKFULLY THEY WERE TAKEN DOWN BY GALANDRA AND WINNIE WITHOUT INCIDENT AND SO NOBODY YEARNED FOR THE MINES ANY MORE. UNFORTUNATELY KARJALA HAD TO DEPART NOW BUT THEN [quote]* [b]You have suddenly and magically become invisible![/b] (*) A male voice in the distance shouts "[b]oh look something magical has happened[/b]". (*) You emit a [b]bright blue[/b] flash of light. [b]You have suddenly and magically become stronger![/b] (*) You emit a [b]bright green[/b] flash of light. [b]You have suddenly and magically become more adroit![/b] (*) You emit a [b]bright magenta[/b] flash of light. [b]You have suddenly and magically become fitter![/b][/quote] [i]Flexington the dragonfly-slaying, loud sorceress[/i] quickly looks around, confused. [i]Spamton the dragonfly-slaying legend asks:[/i] LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] [i]Spamton the dragonfly-slaying legend[/i] cackles.
[ This Message was edited by: someuncreativename on 29-10-2024 00:55 ]
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