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Hawumph Arch-Wizard
Joined: Jan 23, 2002 Posts: 368 From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 10-08-2011 10:29  
I'll start you off.
An Ode to Gigolo
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn?t there
He wasn?t there again today
I think he's from the C.I.A.
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
 
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royston ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007 Posts: 1217 From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 10-08-2011 11:40  
A the risk of boring you I will repeat my last effort:
I never knew a dragon who
Would glad me with its soft green eye
Than ere I came to know it well
And love it, I'd be crisp and dry.
 
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Miek pioneer
Joined: Aug 29, 2006 Posts: 315 | Posted: 10-08-2011 15:09  
Leak was here but now he's banned,
Sadly will ne'er see the land,
No persona will hold his hand,
No more the dreams and drums of bandstand.
Perhaps some remedies to bathe his hand,
From repetitive strain injury so grand,
Now no longer does the sun seem bland,
Even now he seems quite tanned.
_________________ Zed
 
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Folly pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002 Posts: 324 | Posted: 10-08-2011 22:28  
Gravel CHCHCH
In the distance a bell tolls
Eaten by tiger
 
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Folly pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002 Posts: 324 | Posted: 12-08-2011 00:13  
No man is Island
In the distance a bell tolls
Eaten by Dragon
 
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Folly pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002 Posts: 324 | Posted: 12-08-2011 00:17  
Goblin10
Goblin10
Goblin10 and his black and white hen.
Early in the morning,
When the day is dawning,
He's killing all the mortals in the Land.
 
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royston ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007 Posts: 1217 From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 12-08-2011 09:38  
[WARNING - This thread is about to deteriorate]
There once was a player called Folly
Who discovered two sprigs of green holly
One was so dark
It was lost in the park
With the other he tickled the polly.
 
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Folly pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002 Posts: 324 | Posted: 12-08-2011 12:11  
There once was a Bash General called Oggy
Whose army were a little bit foggy
As the only one not pissed, he consulted his list
And found the last mob was the moggy
 
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kaif cleric
Joined: Aug 02, 2012 Posts: 148 | Posted: 19-08-2014 19:56  
Pagoda Mystery
(in the style of e e cummings)
when
have you
ever seen
a pool
with only
one
carp?
and, inspired by Folly's haikus:
Ode to a Weed
Weed in the garden
In solitary splendor
it defies pruning
 
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