||Laughing out loud.
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
|Posted: 16-06-2014 14:48  |
You know how it is, sometimes the dragon decides to attack you.
Things that might be a good idea:
Check your wafers. The person I just watched did this, by taking them out of his/her bag.
Get rid of excess weight. The person I just watched did this, by throwing all northeast.
Things that are almost certainly a very silly idea:
Attempting to eat any wafers that you just threw northeast. Remember. Throw ALL northeast?
HAWUMPH! Not updating persona.
How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
Joined: Aug 02, 2012
|Posted: 17-06-2014 00:09  |
And be careful what you wish for when killing dwarves :
*Entrance to mine.
There is an old, female dwarf (dwarf40) here.
Valve on staircase.
You turn the valve.
You hear a near-deafening crash, as if millions of gallons of water have
been released from somewhere close by - about fifteen seconds away...
*sh Die, die, die!
You shout "Die, die, die!".
*All of a sudden, from out of nowhere comes a wall of water, crashing
towards you with immense power! You are hopelessly trapped, and although you
try your best you've no time to react. To cut a long story short (and render
it into a form suitable to be read by people with weak stomachs) you are
buffeted against the floor and pounded to death. And if you'd have survived
that you'd have drowned, too...
(-734 = 35,624).