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kiwijock
cleric
Joined: Dec 04, 2012
Posts: 238
From: Auckland, NZ
|  Posted: 03-12-2014 08:42
After two years of play I thought I try to give you a little bit of amusement for the coming Festive Season. As well as completing most (but not all ) of the things I intended for the year - as set out in last years post and in the spirit of sharing and possibly allowing others to learn from my misfortunes I thought I'd check my logs for the various ways my personae have died DEAD this year (so far). Here are the ones I could find. Edited for readability. (like I removed the room descriptions cos I think you all know them well enough).
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Usually it is the G10 that causes a problem - not this time in this visit to the Goblins realm.....
The exceptionally large goblin10 hits you (80/100).
*You hit the exceptionally large goblin10 (5-9).
The exceptionally large goblin10 looks fit.
...
*You hit the exceptionally large goblin10 (5-9).
You have killed the exceptionally large goblin10.
(Persona saved on +45 = 14,168).
The exceptionally large goblin10 has just passed on.
zz
ZZZzzz...
*You are too alert to sleep any longer. You have just woken up!
Your stamina is 100.
...
The oaken door creaks slowly open.
...
*n
Guard room.
A die made of solid ivory has been rolled here, showing a one. An evil-looking
goblin (goblin11) stares at you, madly. The goblin11 is carrying a knife0 and
a dart0. An evil-looking goblin (goblin12) stares at you, madly. The goblin12
is carrying a notebook, a knife1 and a dart1.
*ki mo wi wp
You attack the goblin11, using the staff0 as a weapon.
*You hit the goblin11 (1-4).
The goblin11 looks fit.
...
The goblin11 hits you (40/100).
*You hit the goblin11 (5-9).
The goblin11 looks covered in wounds.
The goblin11 hits you (31/100).
The goblin12 hits you (19/100).
eat a wf
MMMmmm..! It tasted delicious!
The goblin12 hits you (41/100).
...
The goblin11 hits you (32/100).
*You hit the goblin11 (15-19).
You have killed the goblin11.
The goblin11 has just passed on.
*You hit the goblin12 (10-14).
The goblin12 looks seriously injured.
...
*You hit the goblin12 (1-4).
The goblin12 looks critically injured.
The goblin12 hits you (18/100).
I think G10 has been giving him lessons!
The goblin12 has picked up the knife0.
A sharp knife glints in the light.
The goblin12 hits you (12/100).
*f j;g wp;o
...
You have fled by trying to go over.
*g wp
o
Dart0 taken.
Knife0 taken.
Staff0 taken.
*Your way is blocked by the goblin12.
Ah yes - I forgot about that!!!!!
*g wp;use wp
g wp
Stealing from yourself is taking kleptomania TOO far!
*use wp
What for? You're not in a fight..!
should maybe have tried Ki not "use"  probably should actually have tried a more tactical approach of trying to survive!
What for? You're not in a fight..!
*The goblin12 has just thrown a heavy dart at you (1/100).
really didn’t see that at the time......
The goblin12 has given you the dart1.
The goblin12 is advancing towards you fiercely.
ki mo wi wp
You are now using the dart0 to fight!
OOPS!!
*The goblin12 hits you.
You feel your soul departing...
The goblin12 has killed you.
Dart1 dropped.
Staff0 dropped.
Knife0 dropped.
Dart0 dropped.
Not updating persona.
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and now a short interlude on an island
*Small bay.
n.qn.s
Steep slope.
A raft, large enough to carry one person, has been left here. Fixed into the
ground is a weatherworn signpost.
*Beating its enormous wings above you is an immense, fire-breathing dragon!
The dragon is looking at you madly.
*Looking northward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It appears to be
empty.
Looking eastward, you see a place known as "thicket". It contains a tree root.
Looking southward, you see a place known as "small bay". It appears to be
empty.
Looking westward, you see a place known as "arcane forest". It contains a tree
root and a sapphire0.
Looking northeastward, you see a place known as "fairy ring". It appears to be
empty.
Looking southwestward, you see a place known as "arcane forest". It appears to
be empty.
Looking northwestward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It contains a
bell0.
*You can't just leave in the middle of a fight! You have to flee!
*The dragon hits you (103/120).
*The dragon hits you (95/120).
*f.rs
Yes I know I forgot........
(Persona saved on -4,251 = 43,202).
Wolfsbane1 dropped.
Coracle dropped.
Parasol0 dropped.
Net dropped.
Cardboard box0 dropped.
Dagger0 dropped.
You have fled by going up.
HAWUMPH! The dragon incinerates you with its fiery breath.
Steep slope.
I Survived!!!!! but not for long. Instead of taking the safe and sensible option of QQing I did this
s
Steep slope.
*The dragon is snarling at you aggressively.
*The dragon hits you.
You feel your life energy stopping...
The dragon has killed you.
Not updating persona.
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And now - always be on the look out for exotic wildlife in unusual places.....
Hall.
A large, bad-tempered grizzly bear is foraging here. The kitchen door is open.
*o
Your way is blocked by the grizzly.
*The grizzly is glaring at you furiously.
*o
o
You can't just leave in the middle of a fight! You have to flee!
You hit the grizzly (5-9).
The grizzly looks superficially injured.
*use wp
use wp
You are now using the staff0 to fight!
*str
Your spell worked!
You emit a bright blue flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become stronger!
*dex
Your spell worked!
You emit a bright green flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become more adroit!
You hit the grizzly (15-19).
The grizzly looks to have minor injuries.
*dr cc
dr cc
Coracle dropped.
*i
i
You are carrying the following:
the bag0 and the staff0.
The bag0 contains:
the firestone0, the cross, 4 keys, the key22, the violin, the
bow and the disc.
Weight carried: 9kg 890g/100kg.
Objects carried: 2/12.
*The grizzly locks you in its arms and begins a bear hug.
Stamina=95/116.
...
*The grizzly hits you (82/116).
You hit the grizzly (10-14).
The grizzly looks seriously injured.
*The grizzly hits you (54/116).
You hit the grizzly (10-14).
The grizzly looks seriously injured.
*The grizzly hits you (34/116).
You hit the grizzly (10-14).
The grizzly looks critically injured.
*The grizzly hits you (7/116).
You hit the grizzly (1-4).
The grizzly looks close to death.
...
Your spell worked!
You emit a bright magenta flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become fitter!
*The grizzly hits you.
You feel your spirit ebbing away...
The grizzly has killed you.
Bag0 dropped.
Staff0 dropped.
Not updating persona.
Option (H for help): f qq
f qq
Too Late!!!!
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and beware of Invisible enemies
*Someone is about to attack you.
...
*Someone hits you (99/120).
You hit someone (10-14).
*Someone hits you (95/120).
*Someone hits you (83/120).
*Someone has started to use something to fight!
You hit someone (10-14).
*vis foe
[name removed] the warlock has regained his visibleness!
[name removed] the warlock makes some magical gestures.
[name removed] the warlock fades from view.
*Someone hits you (71/120).
*Someone hits you (68/120).
...
*inv
inv
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically become invisible!
(58/120).
(*)You have suddenly and magically regained your visibleness!
*Someone hits you (36/120).
*vis foe'
vis foe'
No-one is affected by your spell.
Funny that!!!! - Learn to type
*Someone hits you (29/120).
*inx
inx
I don't know the word "inx".
Funny that!!!! - Learn to type (AGAIN)
...
You hit someone (5-9).
You hit someone (5-9).
You hit someone (1-4).
You hit someone (5-9).
(*)Someone hits you.
You feel your spirit halting...
Someone has killed you.
...
Not updating persona.
Option (H for help): f.qq
See - I gone and done that AGAIN!!!
When will I learn to type this BEFORE I die???
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Lets give that Dragon another go shall we???
n.ne.feed dragon wi coal.sw.s
Steep slope.
Lying before you is a rather pretty shell. Fixed into the ground is a
weatherworn signpost.
*Fairy ring.
*The dragon is looking at you menacingly...
*The dragon is fighting at the moment and in no mood to be fed...
*You can't just leave in the middle of a fight! You have to flee!
*You can't just leave in the middle of a fight! You have to flee!
*The dragon hits you (91/120).
*f.rs
See - I still have not learned have I ??
(Persona saved on -1,513 = 32,174).
...
You have fled by going north.
HAWUMPH! The dragon incinerates you with its fiery breath.
Not updating persona.
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I Hate the Surlies especially when they won't let you get their weapons
*s;g ss f dw10....rs
Dwarf guard room.
The oaken door is locked shut. A surly dwarf guard (dwarf9) blocks your way. A
surly dwarf guard (dwarf10) blocks your way. The surly dwarf10 guard is
carrying a shortsword. A surly dwarf guard (dwarf11) blocks your way.
*g ss f dw10....rs
The surly dwarf10 guard notices your attempt to steal his shortsword...
*The surly dwarf10 guard notices your attempt to steal his shortsword...
*The surly dwarf10 guard notices your attempt to steal his shortsword...
*The surly dwarf10 guard is glaring at you hatefully.
The surly dwarf10 guard has started to use the shortsword to fight!
*The surly dwarf10 guard is holding onto the shortsword too tightly for you to
steal it successfully.
*Your spell works, but can't extricate you from a fight.
You nearly fell asleep, but were magically kept awake!
You hit the surly dwarf10 guard (5-9).
The surly dwarf10 guard looks fit.
Your magical dexterity has worn off.
k mo f wp
You attack the surly dwarf11 guard, using the staff0 as a weapon.
and WHY was I taking on the surleis with the Staff - ah yes I had hoped to have the SS by now
...
*You hit the surly dwarf9 guard (20-29).
The surly dwarf9 guard looks to have minor injuries.
You hit the surly dwarf11 guard (1-4).
The surly dwarf11 guard looks superficially injured.
The surly dwarf11 guard hits you (23/120).
You hit the surly dwarf11 guard (5-9).
The surly dwarf11 guard looks superficially injured.
The surly dwarf11 guard hits you (10/120).
why oh why did I not get out at this point???
You hit the surly dwarf9 guard (5-9).
The surly dwarf9 guard looks to have minor injuries.
You hit the surly dwarf11 guard (5-9).
The surly dwarf11 guard looks superficially injured.
The surly dwarf10 guard hits you.
You feel your life energy seizing up...
The surly dwarf10 guard has killed you.
...
Not updating persona.
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OYEZ! OYEZ! OYEZ!
From Heiach the chimerical wizard, at 21:02:49 on 30-Oct-2014:
It's the Halloween Bash!!
OYEZ! OYEZ! OYEZ!
Not one but TWO this time!!!
*The mummy is looking at you angrily.
*The mummy hits you (85/120).
k mo f wp
*The mummy hits you (83/120).
val all
The value of the mummy is 24 points.
Note - a measly 24 Points !!!
*The mummy hits you (68/120).
*The mummy hits you (61/120).
You hit the mummy (10-14).
The mummy looks to have minor injuries.
*The mummy hits you (58/120).
You hit the mummy (20-29).
The mummy looks critically injured.
...
The mummy looks close to death.
The mummy hits you (22/120).
The mummy has fled by trying to go south.
You can fight him no longer.
*ki The mummy wi wp
...
this went on for quite a while - as usual I hung around just a bit too long
The mummy hits you (2/120).
The mummy has fled by trying to go east.
You can fight him no longer.
(Persona saved on +1 = 24,815).
*ki The mummy wi wp
You attack the mummy, using the blade as a weapon.
...
Why did i keep attacking on 2 STA ???
The mummy hits you.
You feel your very being severed from you...
The mummy has killed you.
Blade dropped.
Not updating persona.
So I tired again with a different persona!!!!! Will I ever learn
k mo f wp
You attack the mummy, using the blood-stained machete as a weapon.
The mummy hits you (80/100).
The mummy has started to use the blade to fight!
*You hit the mummy (5-9).
The mummy looks fit.
The mummy hits you (59/100).
The mummy hits you (37/100).
*You hit the mummy (20-29).
The mummy looks to have minor injuries.
*You hit the mummy (5-9).
The mummy looks to have minor injuries.
The mummy hits you (31/100).
The mummy hits you (21/100).
f o
You have changed experience level from sorcerer to spellbinder.
(Persona saved on -590 = 12,311).
Blood-stained machete dropped.
You have fled by going out.
YES - I remembered to flee!!!! but oh no - he followed me!!!
*A desiccated mummy stares at you through lifeless eyes. This is NOT the sort
of mummy you want to have read you a bedtime story.
The mummy is staring at you angrily.
You hit the mummy (1-4).
The mummy looks to have minor injuries.
The mummy has started to use the blood-stained machete to fight!
...
*The mummy hits you.
You feel your identity dwindling away...
The mummy has killed you.
White hockey mask dropped.
Not updating persona.
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And now the final chapter. Having fled from something I was left with a very Low STA - so I thought I'd just head back into the Land and get some sleep. The man had other ideas.....
*Your way is blocked by the man.
*The man has just thrown a pebble at you (1/90).
The man has given you the pebble0.
You feel unbearably giddy.
You collapse, unconscious.
*You can't wake yourself up yet!
...
*You have just been woken up!
Your stamina is 1.
The man hits you.
You feel your life essence torn from you...
The man has killed you.
Pebble0 dropped.
Not updating persona.
Words fail me!
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[ This Message was edited by: kiwijock on 03-12-2014 09:22 ]
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blackheart
novice
Joined: Jul 07, 2012
Posts: 7 | Posted: 03-12-2014 16:09
Great read, Kiwi! Would be a perfect cover story for a new edition of MUDDLED TIMES.
One birthday remark: Your "f.qq" approach looks a little funny, then "something else" makes the decision on ...
Blackheart aka Secondlook
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 03-12-2014 20:04
It all looks so horribly familiar. Happy annoversary.
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Turrican
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 346 | Posted: 06-12-2014 11:05
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On 03-12-2014 08:42, kiwijock wrote:
*ki The mummy wi wp
You attack the mummy, using the blade as a weapon.
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Why did i keep attacking on 2 STA ???
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Reattack trigger?
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Folly
pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 323 | Posted: 06-12-2014 13:51
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On 03-12-2014 08:42, kiwijock wrote:
val all
The value of the mummy is 24 points.
[b][i]
Note - a measly 24 Points !!!
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Seemed to be worth a lot more to me 
*You hit the mummy (20-29).
You have killed the mummy.
(+1,595 = 27,849).
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