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Havoc
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 360
From: portland, oregon, usa
|  Posted: 19-07-2015 19:16
I imagine these will be harder to come by. Here are some great ones. Feel free to make some up and see if people believe them.
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Havoc
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 360
From: portland, oregon, usa
| Posted: 19-07-2015 19:16
About as likely as getting struck by lightning!
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[mglade] Magical glade.
It is raining heavily. There is a shifty-looking thief lurking here.
*k thief f ls
I don't know to what "longsword" you're referring.
*rem ls f cc
Longsword removed from coracle.
*k thief f ls
I don't know to what "longsword" you're referring.
*A bolt of lightning forks down and strikes the thief's longsword!
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Havoc
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 360
From: portland, oregon, usa
| Posted: 19-07-2015 19:17
And justice for all!
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Sloping forest.
A chalice of extraordinary beauty has been dropped here.
*qn
Looking eastward, you see a place known as "ring of stones". It appears to be empty.
Looking southward, you see a place known as "steep slope". It contains a dragon.
Looking westward, you see a place known as "oak forest". It contains an unlit brand10, an acorn and a tree root.
*Beating its enormous wings above you is an immense, fire-breathing dragon!
The dragon trips on the tree root and falls down!
The dragon has flown off, with a huge beat of its enormous wings.
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Folly
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Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 323 | Posted: 19-07-2015 19:50
Up the bloody tree.
You are halfway up a tall tree with blood-coloured bark. The calls of the
birds are much closer now, and occasionally a sleek shape with feathers of
midnight black or bright vermilion will fly across your field of vision for
a brief second. The trunk of the tree forks here, and wedged in the fork is
a large nest. Two dodo eggs of obvious value to a collector sit in the nest.
*A suspicious-looking individual lurks nearby.
*The thief has just passed on.
*Someone laughs.
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Havoc
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 360
From: portland, oregon, usa
| Posted: 19-07-2015 20:21
Edited for brevity...
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*The banshee has just floated off.
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Pond in swamp.
It is raining. A mist-swathed banshee floats nebulously before you. On the ground lies a burning fire brand. On the ground lies a burning fire brand.
*g a brand.give banshee brand.push banshee n
Lit brand1 taken.
*Lit brand1 given to banshee.
*The banshee is on the alert, and gets out of the way when you try and push her.
*There is a burning fire brand here.
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*g a brand.give banshee brand.push banshee n
Lit brand2 taken.
*Lit brand2 given to banshee.
*The banshee is on the alert, and gets out of the way when you try and push her.
*push banshee n
With a bit of effort, you push the banshee northward.
You hear an explosive WHOOSH!
There is a burning fire brand here.
The banshee has just passed on.
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kiwijock
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Joined: Dec 04, 2012
Posts: 238
From: Auckland, NZ
| Posted: 19-07-2015 22:17
Does anyone have a log - i think it was a bash last year when the man got stuck in the spiders web?
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Havoc
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 360
From: portland, oregon, usa
| Posted: 20-07-2015 22:48
I faked the dragon blooper. I hope it happens purely in the interest of fairness...
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