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Hawumph
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002
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From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
Posted: 11-05-2007 10:24   
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement, often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SOD YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to #3.

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Zordell
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Joined: Aug 08, 2003
Posts: 216
Posted: 11-05-2007 19:31   
Haha classic!

Whatever goes for men too. I personally take all kinds of offense if people say "whatever" to me. Don't try this at home, kiddies!!

Love and hugs!


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Vulnax
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Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 639
From: North West
Posted: 11-10-2007 01:33   
Whatever!

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